Poetry Archives

Yersel’ is’t? Imphm! Man that’s bad!
A kin’ o’ thinness o’ the blude?
Gaed aff las’ nicht intil a dwam?
Keep’s a’! But that’s rale nesty, Tam!
An’ lossin’ taste noo for the dram?
(An’ may it dae ye muckle gude!)

Noo! See the libel! “Thrice a day
A tablespunefu’ efter food.”
Drogues is nae better than they’re ca’ed?
Some drumlie-like? Losh! ye’re a lad!
The taste’ll be byordnar’ bad?
(An’ may it dae ye muckle gude!)

Weel, here’s your mixtur’-auchteen pence,
I’d mak’ it cheaper gin I could.
For beast or body maist fowk ken
Best’s cheapest at the hin’er en’,
An’ on my drogues ye may depen’.
(An’ may they dae ye muckle gude!)

Forgot your siller? Hae ye though?
Ye’re in a richt forgetfu’ mood!
Gie’t ye on tick? I ken ye fine?
An’ whustle on my fingers, syne!
Lat’s see that bottle! Here’s your line!
(An’ may it dae ye muckle gude!)