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Oh Lip-Stick Liz was in the biz, That’s the oldest known in history;
She had a lot of fancy rags, Of her form she made no myst’ry.
She had a man, a fancy man, His name was Alexander,
And he used to beat her up because he couldn’t understand her. 

Now Lip-Stick Liz she loved her man And she couldn’t love no other
So when she saw him with a Broadway Blonde, Her rage she could not smother.
She saw him once and she saw him twice But the third time nearly crazed her,
So she walked bang into a hardware store, And she bought a brand new razor. 

Now Lip-Stick Liz she trailed them two For she was tired of weeping;
She trailed them two, in a flash hotel And there she found them sleeping;
So she gashed them once and she gashed them twice Their ju’lar veins to sever,
And the bright blood flowed like a brook between. And their lives were gone forever. 

Now Lip-Stick Liz went to the p’lice And sez she: “Me hands are gory,
And you’ll put me away in a deep dark cell When once you’ve heard me story.”
So they’ve put her away in a deep dark cell, Until her life be over
And what is the moral of the whole damn show, I wish I could discover. 

        Chorus:
        Oh Lip-Stick Liz! What a lousy life this is.
        It’s a hell of a break for a girl on the make,
        Oh Lip-Stick Liz!