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Of all the men I ever knew
The tinkingest was Uncle Jim;
If there were any chores to do
We couldn’t figure much on him.
He’d have a thinking job on hand,
And on the rocking-chair he’d sit,
And think and think to beat the band,
And snap his galusus and spit.

We kids regarded him with awe—
His beard browned by tobacco stains,
His hayseed had of faded straw
The covered such a bunch of brains.
When some big problem claimed his mind
He’d wrestle with it for a fall;
But some solution he would find,
To be on hand for supper call.

A mute, inglorious Einstein he,
A rocking-chair philosopher;
I often wondered what, maybe,
His mighty meditations were.
No weighty work he left behind,
No words of wisdom or of wit;
Yet how I see him in my mind
Snap on his galusus and spit.