There Once Was An Old Man Of Lyme
Anonymous
There once was an old man of Lyme, Who married three wives at a time. When asked, “Why the third?” He said, “One’s absurd, And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”
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There once was an old man of Lyme, Who married three wives at a time. When asked, “Why the third?” He said, “One’s absurd, And bigamy, sir, is a crime.”
